It’s freaking snowing

Snow sucks. It is the reason I fall down and it causes the city snowmen and snowwomen to put down salt that, while melting the sucky snow, turns my car a color I didn’t pay for. You know, salt is a funny thing. We use it to melt snow and ice, kill slugs, make food taste better along with other uses. If we didn’t have salt, what would we do? Would our food suck like the snow? Would we ever drive the roadways again? Would slugs take over? Only one person knows the answer to these question. And that’s me. The answer is – I don’t have one damn clue. But what I do know is snow sucks.

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