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It’s freaking snowing

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Snow sucks. It is the reason I fall down and it causes the city snowmen and snowwomen to put down salt that, while melting the sucky snow, turns my car a color I didn’t pay for. You know, salt is a funny thing. We use it to melt snow and ice, kill slugs, make food taste better along with other uses. If we didn’t have salt, what would we do? Would our food suck like the snow? Would we ever drive the roadways again? Would slugs take over? Only one person knows the answer to these question. And that’s me. The answer is – I don’t have one damn clue. But what I do know is snow sucks.

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Intramurder

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

Just thought I’d share this story with you all:

I coach my unit’s intramural basketball team. We’re 3-5 going into our second to last game and we’re playing a team that previously beat us. They are 1-7 and, obviously, we should have beat them before.

As the game progresses, one of their biggest player (#5) is fouling our players harder and harder (cuts one, knocks the wind out of another and, pokes another in the eye). Things are getting dirty, so I shout to the ref: “How about a flagrant foul? You haven’t called anything on this guy all night!” (Note: He and one of the refs were conversing for about 20 minutes before the start of the game. I’m assuming they are friends). I’m threatened with a technical foul (with 40 seconds to go and a 2 point lead). I swallow my complaints and hope my team knocks down the freethrows. They do and we win.

Afterwards, we shake hands. When I walk past #5 who neglects to shake my hand, I hear, “Man, I ain’t shaking your hand. Hiding behind your pretty uniform. Why don’t you put a jersey on? It must be because you suck.”

True, I was in uniform (I came straight from work) and I had no intention of playing, considering the number of people that usually ride the bench. But I’ve never used my rank in the gym and I wasn’t about to now.

Anyways, I am incensed but don’t say a word. I smile and shake everyone elses’ hands and collect the jerseys. I chat with the team afterwards and leave with the win and satisfaction of being above it all.

I’ve seen a lot of people come to blows over petty things at the gym (USAFA included). I don’t know what it is about intramural sports that makes people forget that they serve under the same colors as their opponents and that after the whistle is blown and the jerseys are collected, they have to work together.

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Brain on Pause

Saturday, December 4th, 2004

This weekend is one of relaxation. Last night The Crew and I went out to a dinner at Thai 9 in the Oregon District. A word to the wise: Even if you can handle spice level 7 going in, you can’t handle spice level 7 going out.

Today I was a complete bum. Watched Team America: World Police, Give Me Your Soul (a pr0n documentary) and played an imported Japanese strategy game called Thousand Land. I’m learning new things about the game from round to round (since I can’t read Japanese). The game basically looks like a syndicated version of Pikmin. I’m sure I would enjoy it more if I could understand all of the text, which is to say I would enjoy it more like heroin than how I currently enjoy it as crack.

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Flattering?

Wednesday, October 20th, 2004

So we officially have our first spammer. He would be disappointed anyways, because no one reads this blog.

I hate posting politics, but this was funny:

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C-Bus Succsess

Tuesday, October 12th, 2004

Monday was a great day. Not only did I have the day off, but I spent most of it playing Magic with my friends. Bonus. Then I ate ribs, made Sims out of Misty and Kym and then watched football.

Kym started playing Sims 2 while I watched Green Bay get slaughtered by Tennessee. Now she is addicted to the game. For some reason, the Sims is crack-cocaine for women. I suspect we will be seeing her again soon.

As I play the Sims more, I will post details on what is happening in the Johnson-Tran household, to include screen shots.

Thank you to everyone who came over. It is always nice to have company!

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Are You Ready for Some Football?

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004

The resounding answer was, “No.” Dan and Joel showed up and left at half-time, which was not surprising considering the pace of the game and the low score. The Korean BBQ was outstanding. Joel and I had our fill of ligaments, while Tracy tried her hardest not to enjoy eating the violence.

The Cowboys sacked Brunell just enough to win me my fantasy matchup for the week.

I’m a little disappointed more people didn’t show, especially Misty, who seemed very gung-ho about MNF. Oh well, there is always next week. Ravens vs. Chiefs!

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Monday Night Football

Friday, September 24th, 2004

[size=18]Cowboys vs. Redskins[/size]
When: 27 September 2004
Where: [url=http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&countryid=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=address&searchtype=address&address=1168+L%27amour+Ln&city=Fairborn&state=OH&zipcode=45324&search=++Search++]My Home[/url]
Time: 2100

Korean BBQ ribs, fresh homemade guacamole and High Definition TV will be provided by myself. RSVP by leaving a comment. If you’re coming, describe what you’re bringing.

Chips (the kind for salsa & guac) are needed and BYOBeer. Soda is provided.

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