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		<title>Gorbachov: The Music Video</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/07/10/gorbachov-the-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO &#8211; BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

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<a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1223566?pg=embed&#38;sec=1223566">GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO &#8211; BIGGER AND RUSSIANER</a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/user557992?pg=embed&#38;sec=1223566">Tom Stern</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&#38;sec=1223566">Vimeo</a>.</p>

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		<title>Oklahoma City, How I loathe thee</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/07/06/oklahoma-city-how-i-loathe-thee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Sometimes it&#8217;s &#8216;hate the world&#8217; day and after last night&#8217;s display of patriotism in downtown Oklahoma City, I thought I&#8217;d bring you this gem.  
	Well, I&#8217;m 7 months pregnant wid my first child at the age of 26. I am so excited about this baby an feel like this is the best blessing God [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s &#8216;hate the world&#8217; day and after last night&#8217;s display of patriotism in downtown Oklahoma City, I thought I&#8217;d bring you <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=120215572">this gem</a>.  </p>
	<p><blockquote>Well, I&#8217;m 7 months pregnant wid my first child at the age of 26. I am so excited about this baby an feel like this is the best blessing God has ever given me. I&#8217;ve been through alot of rough times in my life an jus consider myself lucky to have the best friends an family. I love my moms to no end an she is my best friend along wid my big sis&#8230;I will say this&#8230;the baby I&#8217;m carryin is mixed an gonna be half black an ALOT of people have had alot to say about it&#8230;to all you hataz&#8230;*F*U* My baby is gonna be loved NO MATTER WHAT by my TRU family an friends. IT&#8217;S A BOY!!! GONNA NAME HIM MALAKAI KIER&#8230;.still unsure about the middle name, Malakai is a sure thing tho!!!!! </p>
	<p>who i&#8217;d like to meet:</p>
	<p>FYI: I DO NOT DATE WHITE GUYS AT ALL&#8230;NO EXCEPTIONS! To be honest wid you, I&#8217;m not really studyin bein wid somebody right now. I&#8217;m jus concentratin on my baby. It would be nice to meet an attractive guy&#8230;somebody to kick it wid that it wasn&#8217;t all about sex all the time. Whatever happened to jus chillin an talkin to someone about real shit on a personal level? You know&#8230;real dates? Movies, out to eat, shit like that?</blockquote></p>
	<p>Further inspection of her blog reveals that she has a very small support base.  Her mother and sister will be the only people present at the birth of her son, because &#8220;no one else cares.&#8221;  Sad.</p>

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		<title>Jihad For Love in Oklahoma City</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/05/23/jihad-for-love-in-oklahoma-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 16:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Now that I live in Oklahoma City, there are a great many things that I will not have immediately available to me.  One thing, and this is rather bothersome, is an international film festival, especially edgy films like this one: Jihad for Love.  I was happy to see Brokeback Mountain play in Oklahoma, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Now that I live in Oklahoma City, there are a great many things that I will not have immediately available to me.  One thing, and this is rather bothersome, is an international film festival, especially edgy films like this one: <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jihad_for_love/">Jihad for Love</a>.  I was happy to see Brokeback Mountain play in Oklahoma, but I doubt JFL will ever make it here.  Homosexuality amongst cowboys was hard enough to sell.  Homosexuality and Islam is intolerance&#8217;s perfect storm.</p>

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		<title>Yo Gabba Gabba</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/20/yo-gabba-gabba/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	I&#8217;m so happy I found this again.  Now I can share it with you.
	

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		<title>Human Giant Season 2</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/19/human-giant-season-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	WILL ARNETT-HUMAN GIANT SEX TAPE on FunnyOrDie.com

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		<title>Platform as a Service</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/15/platform-as-a-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	These past few days I&#8217;ve been thinking a lot about my professional life and the direction I want to take.  In my travels, I have seen numerous job announcements for SAP consultants and SAP outposts as far south as New Zealand.  I briefly gave thought to becoming one of these consultants, until I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>These past few days I&#8217;ve been thinking a lot about my professional life and the direction I want to take.  In my travels, I have seen numerous job announcements for SAP consultants and SAP outposts as far south as New Zealand.  I briefly gave thought to becoming one of these consultants, until I discovered <a href="http://www.salesforce.com">Salesforce</a>, a Customer Relationship Management (CRM) provider.  Salesforce has created a web-application that manages the Marketing, Sales and Support cycle needed to keep and acquire customers.  On top of that, they have created a place where developers can create modules to work in conjunction with their core application.  The people at Salesforce like to call this Software as a Service (SaaS).</p>
	<p>Naturally, I had heard of Salesforce some time ago and didn&#8217;t really look into it.  As a military Communications Officer, the scope of what was important to me was very defined and anything outside of it, I had a tendency to disregard.  But after witnessing the number of broken methodologies used to manage Customer Relationship cycles in the Air Force (especially the tracking of Performance Reports and Decorations, Help Desk operations and Remedy in particular), it was time I investigated.<br />
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As I went further down the rabbit hole, I came across  Simon Wardley, over at <a href="http://blog.gardeviance.org/2008/04/what-is-platform-as-service.html">his blog</a> where he was discussing the &#8220;Commoditisation of IT.&#8221;  I invite you to check out his video at the end of his post.  Besides being funny, Simon&#8217;s theories are profound and highlight the necessity of open standards.</p>
	<p>His speech got me thinking about the future of the US Air Force&#8217;s networks, which are now conglomerated across the major commands (Air Mobility Command, Air Combat Command, Air Force Material Command, US Air Forces Europe, etc.).  This conglomeration was the result of the pooling of assets by Air Force Network Operation Security Centers (NOSCs).  Life cycle costs for hardware were too much to bare as infrastructure improvements allowed for higher bandwidth to be transmitted across the country, CPU processing power increased and storage got cheaper and cheaper.  Generals realized that the benefits of ubiquitous hardware were marginal.  And while hardware for services, particularly email, were moved to centralized locations, remedy databases continued to be locally administered and many other services have not changed.</p>
	<p>Air Force CTOs have gotten wiser and are identifying the costs for maintaining antiquated (and data isolated) software.  As I have witnessed the hardware for desktops contract back into server rooms, and the deployment, albeit extremely late, of Sharepoint Portal and the implementation of collaborative workspaces, I believe in the next 10 years, the Air Force will also see the tools for management methodologies become more standardized and ubiquitous.</p>

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		<title>Will Jones&#8217; Turbo Cardio</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/14/will-jones-turbo-cardio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	I hope that God does not strike me down in my sleep for posting this incredible video of a younger, whiter Billy Blanks.
	And remember folks, save your turbo for special moments.  To really drive the comedic nail into the coffin.
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I hope that God does not strike me down in my sleep for posting this incredible video of a younger, whiter Billy Blanks.</p>
	<p>And remember folks, save your turbo for special moments.  To really drive the comedic nail into the coffin.</p>
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		<title>Kaylee Loves Bubb Rubb</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/10/kaylee-loves-bubb-rubb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Yesterday I drove to San Francisco to return my rental car.  At least that&#8217;s what I told everyone.
	The real reason I went north was to find Bubb Rubb.  Tomorrow I will publish the details of that quest.  In the meantime, learn about who he is by watching this video and its related [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Yesterday I drove to San Francisco to return my rental car.  At least that&#8217;s what I told everyone.</p>
	<p>The real reason I went north was to find Bubb Rubb.  Tomorrow I will publish the details of that quest.  In the meantime, learn about who he is by watching this video and its related content.</p>
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		<title>Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s &#8220;Ring&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/09/penetrating-wagners-ring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	 If you haven&#8217;t had a chance to look into Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s Ring, I&#8217;d really suggest you get elbow deep.  Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s &#8220;Ring&#8221; had to be one of the most thrilling experiences of my life.  At first, I was scared, but after I started, I knew that would advise other&#8217;s to Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/51414yn9cgl_sl500_aa240_.jpg" align="left" alt="" /> If you haven&#8217;t had a chance to look into Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s Ring, I&#8217;d really suggest you get elbow deep.  Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s &#8220;Ring&#8221; had to be one of the most thrilling experiences of my life.  At first, I was scared, but after I started, I knew that would advise other&#8217;s to Penetrating Wagner&#8217;s &#8220;Ring&#8221; again and again.</p>
	<p>Read all about it <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-Capo-Paperback/dp/0306804379">here</a>!</p>

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		<title>Tron in Cardboard</title>
		<link>http://bumfiction.com/2008/04/08/tron-in-cardboard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy Page</dc:creator>
		
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Tron
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